Wednesday, 11 November 2015

The Daddy Dictionary

Autobank  a hole in the wall where you get cash from.  Most people call them cash points or ATMs.

Ground Sheet it's just a sheet.   God knows why it has to be a ground sheet.  We're not camping in our own bed.

Juice   a soft drink (actually squash or cordial) that one of the minihumans make you to have with your dinner.  Must never be drunk, must be left on the table until someone else pours it away the next morning.

Pudding  another meal after a meal.  Any meal, even breakfast.  Daddy will claim it's sweet but plain weetabix are not sweet.

Service Station  somewhere you stop at on the motorway to complain about the price of food, complain that there isn't a Greggs and use the toilet.

Throwover   also known as a bed spread.  Something that makes you too hot (apparently).

This Place/ Our Place   work

This lot/ Our lot     work colleagues

Eskeelater     moving staircase

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